6 Tings ‘Bout Me

Dis here bloggn’ thang means that I gotta rite someting fer u folks out dere. Eben if me r sic [sic].

Naw, it ain’t in Swed-lang or Swinglish, neider. Deal.

Dis here r 6 tings ’bout me.

  1. Jus me rita dem der poems, like, fer all me lif.
  2. I donno likka tomatoes, raw is icky feeln’ on me tung, but me lika dem salsa with lotsa cilantro.
  3. Lite itsy bitsy kitties, dem dar be in me world furevva!
  4. Me wanna be somma kinda SPY, ja man. Or somma udder kick ass gurl.
  5. I be from all over de wurl, but i ain’t no good at dem speecky speek.
  6. Me likka donairs, betcha u dunno wat dem r, do ya? Me gotta get me somma real donairs snart.

I canna tink of mur. Lite trott. Nudder tim.

Naw, donairs r knot kebabs..eben super reindeer ones

Naw, donairs r knot kebabs..eben super reindeer ones

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